Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Should I Sue That Bastard?
Hello, yesterday I saw an ice cream truck driving down my street and I happened to have some money to buy myself a Spongebob ice cream. So, I frolicked down the street, happily reaching for my pocket for the money to buy myself a delicious Spongebob ice cream. Then, unexpectedly, the ice cream man who was supposedly friendly, ran me over when I frolicked RIGHT in front of his truck. (I was trying to get to the other side of the street to meet him at the window.) He ran my leg over and said "I hope you have fun with a broken leg, you filthy little kid!" Unfortunately, one leg wasn't enough for him, so he had to go along and run over my other leg, which was also broken. I was screaming swear words in pain and eventually ended up crying for 20 minutes after the ice cream man drove away like a bastard. I am now on crutches and I really want to sue the ice cream man. All I ever wanted on that hot, sunny day was a God-damn Spongebob ice cream. And that fat, sweaty ice cream man just decided to screw my day over. Should I sue him?
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